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THE TALE OF EDDY CURRENT

This is the story of Eddy Current (from Ampton Court) who was arrested for the shocking crimes of the induction of Milli Volt, an 18 year old coil, and, for the theft of her joules. "I couldn't resistor" he told Judge Henry Coney (son of Ma Coney).

"You've already been charged for being a receiver. You have some dubious connections and you seem to be doing time-constantly. You are a silicon man. This second offence has diode consequences because you didn't meter in the normal way" said Judge Henry. Then he gave him electron morals "you must keep your energy level and not get excited".

He told the jury "I am positive that I"ve never met a more re-volting person, but don't let that ampere your judgement of therMistor Current". He said to Eddy "I'm solenoid, I re fuse to be light on you. I'll give you a sentence that Hertz to make you rectify your current way of life. Watt power I have!"

Eddy was lead without resistance through a battery of press people across a Hall effect and clamped in ions in a dry cell (with only one electrolyte) to accumulate a couple of thoughts without torquing to anyone.

His cell-mate was a chap called Mike Rophone, a positively live wire who was in for a salt and battery. Eddy cabled his girlfriend Cath Ode but he never received anode in reply.

A while before he was to be discharged he chipped the wail to create a tunnel effect and while Mike was diffracting the warders he escaped through a grid and jumped into an alpha sports car with Webber carburettors, and beta hasty retreat. He later switched to a high capacity mega cycle and raced ohm via a short circuit over Wheatstone Bridge where he was run to earth in a magnetic field. He later married Milli Volt and they had lots of small currents.

[Thanks to Ted G4NLR RNARS 1652, with acknowledgments to the RNARS.]